Milk + One Sugar

Jul 7, 2014

I’m back! Miss me? ‘Course you did.Saying that, I can guarantee 98.3% of you didn’t notice I went anywhere; way to make a girl feel loved. In case you aren’t completely clued up about my life and tea preferences, I went to Sicily for two weeks... read more

Lily the Bag Lady

Jun 18, 2014

It’s here. Today is the day all my training and hours of brutal torture will come to serve a purpose. Today, I stand as a representative of my country and will face the evils of this world with only my pink armour to protect me. Today, is my prom.Just saying the... read more

Semi-blog-consciousness

Jun 9, 2014

Today I had absolutely nothing to write about. Zero embarrassing memories and zero motivation to conjure up more facts about myself (sorry to disappoint). So….I decided to just talk. THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN EMOTIONS. PART OF MULTIPACK. NOT TO BE SOLD... read more

Bubblegum Pink Dreamworld

May 31, 2014

After writing the previous post I felt like I was being a bit too non-conformist with this whole blog thing so decided to Actually Tell You About Myself. Warning to those poor people who actually read this: I may sound like a super-exciting person on paper (I wish)... read more

Sunshine and Rainbows

May 24, 2014

Hey,So I spent a while trying to sum up an adorably kitsch name to refer to anyone who reads this blog but, finally, came to the conclusion that if people wanted to be referred to as ‘dumplings’ or ‘darlings’, they could go somewhere else. Now... read more