Here are all my incredibly exciting blog posts, go crazy.
Bubblegum Pink Dreamworld II
Why, hello there! Apologies for the lame greeting, I just spent a whole three minutes thinking of an alternative and came up short. Now that we've got that out the way, I'll crack on with saying all the words I came on here to say. I've been thinking a lot recently...
Goodbye My Lover, Goodbye My Friend
Every so often I go through my twitter and make sure my tweets give the impression of a cool gal with some cute quirks, rather than a social-life-less teenage girl with a slightly addictive personality. Yeah, it's hard. So I was scrolling down my twitter profile the...
How To Keep A Tidy Home Without Breaking A Nail
My (well my mum’s, no 16 year old can actually afford a magazine subscription) monthly Red magazine arrived through the post this week*.*That sounds like an awful metaphor a teacher would use for periods in a Year 6 sex-ed class.One of the features was the ‘Red’s...
Paperchase Vs. WHSmith
It is official! I have spread my pastel pink, glittery wings and moved to Bristol.I wish I could say it was for university or because 'I really feel like that's where I'm, like, going to, like, find myself....like' but I basically just followed my parents as that is...
I’m not the Pied Piper of Hamelin
Before I start this post (as if I have actually planned anything to write, ha), I just want to thank you all for your lovely feedback. I'm well aware I'm not the first person on the planet to have ever received praise, but that's what it feels like, sort of. The...
What filling do you want, babe?
I'm not going to talk about results so if that's what you're here for then leave. Now. (Please don't leave, I need friends.) That said, I hope those of you who got results are pleased with them, and if you're not, you're eating bad ASDA Smart Price chocolate (we all...
Compartmentalisation, it’s a trap.
I bring good news, a king has been born!She's actually, well, a she, and 16 years old, but her blog is new and full of glorious, hilarious potential. Like I said, good news.The name of this oh-so-revered blogger is unicyclelouise.Such a brilliant name, so witty and...
Horrific Onslaught Of Cliches
So recently (like the last few months) there's been an influx of new blogs, all of them pretty similar. Vaguely humorous, relatively informal and suitably relatable.Sound familiar?I know mine pretty much fits into all these categories, well maybe not the relatable one...
Let’s Share The Hairspray
So recently I've had a lot of people coming up to me very interested in my 'feminist' beliefs. I'm not sure whether I've missed something monumental on the news concerning this topic or if a surge of boredom has plagued everyone I know, bad enough to start a...
Mary’s Homemade Houmous
Once again, I had 'writers block' this week. But seeing as I could never consider myself a writer, and block suggests impermanence and not a constant state of writing ability, maybe that term doesn't apply.This time (you may be surprised to know that I actually have a...
Milk + One Sugar
I'm back! Miss me? 'Course you did.Saying that, I can guarantee 98.3% of you didn't notice I went anywhere; way to make a girl feel loved. In case you aren't completely clued up about my life and tea preferences, I went to Sicily for two weeks and I'm a milk + one...
Lily the Bag Lady
It's here. Today is the day all my training and hours of brutal torture will come to serve a purpose. Today, I stand as a representative of my country and will face the evils of this world with only my pink armour to protect me. Today, is my prom.Just saying the word...
Semi-blog-consciousness
Today I had absolutely nothing to write about. Zero embarrassing memories and zero motivation to conjure up more facts about myself (sorry to disappoint). So....I decided to just talk. THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN EMOTIONS. PART OF MULTIPACK. NOT TO BE SOLD SEPARATELY....
hey! i’m an 20 year old medical student living it up in london! i spend my spare time playing dixie chicks on guitar (badly), attempting to do yoga and turning it up at my church.